Queen of the Trees

Hello all my adoring fans! Like MacArthur, I have returned! Sorry for my absence but things have changed. Bald One and I are now living in a tiny attic in some building somewhere. A change from the basement and a lot smaller. Before we departed, I left a "present" in Long Hair's closet. We'll see how long it takes her to notice.

The cable guy showed up today and I kept him in line. He finished his job quickly and will likely not be back. Constant growling and a few nips on the ankles was all it took to get him to do a good job.

A Queen does what she wants

I just pooped in the house.  Bald One is pissed but he is cleaning it up, like the good Help he is.  I thought about telling him I needed to go but he was in the next room.  I am a busy person.

And why shouldn't a Queen poop where she pleases?  Let's look back into history at other Queens:

Mary I of England (Bloody Mary)- upon her coronation she announced "I will poop on all Protestants."

Catherine II (the Great) of Russia- "Expand our orders to the south so that I may poop in the Black Sea."

and let's not forget Marie Antoinette of France (originally from Austria), she is famous for one quote but it is incomplete; I will finish it for you- "Let them eat cake and clean up my poop!"  Just to set the record strait.

I will probably be spending some jail time with limited email access.  I hope they have cable.

Bald One vs. Harley Davidson

I heard this story about the time Bald One and Short Hair rented a scooter in Mexico while on their honeymoon. Apparently Bald One is not a good driver.  This is actual footage of what happened.

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