Idiots and Acorns

Somebody help me here- I am trapped with this idiot! I can get no relief.  Every morning is the same- I want to get up and he just lays there.  Later he spends most of his day on the computer- hard for me to get on my blog.  And he watches a lot of TV, rotting his brain. 

And then when we are walking, he keeps finding acorns and then kicks them.  I hate that!  Only idiots kick acorns.  I chase down the acorn but that only encourages him to kick it again so I have to snatch it up.  What a child!  Just so you know, acorns are tough to crack and don't taste very good. 

Speaking of idiots, check out this site dedicated to Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea:

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

I send my challenge out to Jing Jong (that's my pun on King Kong)- a duel of wits between me and you!  What you got?

It snowed!

The weather people were totally right!  Flurries most of the day.  Bald One whined and did not want to go outside but I drug him out anyway- I was afraid he would pee on the carpet.  I took the camera with me for some pictures.

I have been meaning to tell you that I have my very own swamp in the back.  I have decided to call it "Bald Swamp" in honor of the Bald One.  Check out my pictures- you can see a little snow.

I have even stocked my swamp with fowl. 

See my pet ducks?

See my pet geese- they can be really noisy sometimes!











Bald one was complaining that his fingers were getting cold so we went back in.  One of them turned black and had to be amputated- what a wuss!

Let it snow?

So there is a possiblity of snow coming up.  It has been pretty darn cold.  I hope it doesn't snow too hard, I might get lost in a snow drift.  Hey, check out this video of snow tubers and a douche bag:

A Day Which Will Live in Infamy

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" -Bluto on Animal House.  One of the greatest movies ever made.  Don't you agree?

"And it's not over now!"

Oh Canada!

So it is freezing!  It is so cold... I convinced Bald One to turn on the heat!  Darn Arctic winds from Canada!  Has anything good ever come out of Canada?  Wayne Gretzky?  Rush?  Mike Myers?  Trivial Pursuit?  Nothing I tell you!  Except the bacon.

In case you were wondering about Bald One's tennis career- he was beat last week.  Just goes to show- there is always someone better than you.  Someone smarter than you, better looking than you, stronger, etc. On the flip side, whenever you feel down... there is always someone stupider than you, uglier, weaker, a bigger loser, etc. End result, the punk had better get a job because he is not bound for Wimbledon.

R.I.P. Luke

You warned us when people and dogs came by, and always greeted us when we returned home.

You chased away the coyotes and even helped Bald One defeat the deer.

You loved laying in your doggie beds, attacking George, and eating ice cream.

You were a patient dog, especially when forced to wear your doggie diapers or deal with puppy Aspen's shenanigans.

We will all miss you! Chase some cars in doggie heaven!