Oh Canada!

So it is freezing!  It is so cold... I convinced Bald One to turn on the heat!  Darn Arctic winds from Canada!  Has anything good ever come out of Canada?  Wayne Gretzky?  Rush?  Mike Myers?  Trivial Pursuit?  Nothing I tell you!  Except the bacon.

In case you were wondering about Bald One's tennis career- he was beat last week.  Just goes to show- there is always someone better than you.  Someone smarter than you, better looking than you, stronger, etc. On the flip side, whenever you feel down... there is always someone stupider than you, uglier, weaker, a bigger loser, etc. End result, the punk had better get a job because he is not bound for Wimbledon.