Today while Bald One and I were checking the mail I discovered a hidden treasure in the bushes- a chicken bone! I snatched that thing up quickly while Blad One yelled at me and jerked on his leash. When I wouldn't let it go the brute had the audacity to pry open my mouth and pull it out. I hate him! I bit him and am proud to say that I drew first blood. But he is strong and persistent; those visits to the gym have payed off.
I'm not sure what he did with it but I have my eye on him. He is probably saving it for himself, the selfish jerk!
How about you? Anybody ever steal something of value from you?
Little Doggie, attacking your master, for shame on you. I am disappointed that you did not reply to my reply to your taunt. I am also disappointed that you did not wish me happy birthday yesterday. Someone will pay! Maybe the Bald One, ha, ha, ha!
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