Florida!

So Bald One brought me to Florida to see my Nanny and Poppy. He got me up real early this morning- before the butt crack of dawn- to drive down here. I would've helped drive but I'm only two and don't have my permit yet.

Along the way I made some observations of various drivers:
1) The Left Lane Hog: this guy stays in the left lane and drives slow enough to build a long line of cars behind him. Get over, you Jackass!!
2) The Indecisive Speeder: this person is easy to spot- he drives slow and you pass him then suddenly he speeds up to pass you. Then a few minutes later you are passing him again. That's what cruise control is for, Goofball!!
3) The Truck Jerk: ever notice that the giant truck drifts into your lane just as you are passing him? Suddenly you are in the median! Thanks a lot, Jerk!
4) The Right Lane Passer: this impatient person blasts past everyone on the right hand side, challenging everyone to do something about it. Where is your etiquette? Pass on the left, Doofus!
5) The Cell Phone Drifter: ever see a car or truck drifting aimlessly from lane to lane with random speed changes? As you drive by, notice the cell phone at his ear. That's what the handless is for, Stupidhead!

I made it safe and sound. And Poppy gave me some chicken earlier. I just may ditch Bald One and stay here, I hate him anyway! Turkey Day is almost here! What plans do you have?