Rain is clearing up!

Help me, I am about to crazy here! Ever since Short Hair sent us away I have been stuck with Bald One. I am really getting tired of his rancid breath. Can you believe he had the audacity to tell me that it is my breath that stinks? As if! For Christmas I will buy him some new mouthwash; obviously that "Latrine" stuff he is gargling is not working.

I get caged up here quite a bit. On Sunday Bald One left me in my cage to go running around Kennesaw Mountain. I would've gone but the exercise is just not for me. He was all proud of himself, boasting about how far he ran- I think he said 50 feet? It has been raining for days keeping us inside. Looks like that is clearing up now. We'll see if he runs again or just stays lazy.

Bald One has been working on some kind of research paper for days now. At least he thinks that what he is doing. I have observed a lot of surfing the Internet and scratching of the armpits. He thinks getting more education will make him better than me! I never attended a day of classes after puppy training and look at me- I have my own blog!