Something bad has happened to Beanie Bear! Unfortunately he has met an untimely demise. It seems that someone has cut his throat? Bald One blamed me but I had nothing to do with it. I suspect the mafia, or maybe that big grey dog on TV- you know, Wilfred, he is a major trouble maker. Check out the crime scene photos taken by CSI:
Notice the white beans all over the carpet. My analysis is that that is why they call them beanie babies. They are actually plastic beads. And someone pulled some of his internal organs out.
Who would do such a terrible thing to Beanie Bear? Could it be terrorists? Mad Dog Gadafi in retribution for losing his dictatorship (he did threaten my toys)? The neighborhood maintenance crew? Or Bald One himself? He is unreliable and unsteady. Could explain why he disposed of the body without an autopsy.
Goodbye, Beanie Bear- you were a good toy.
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