Rough week

The last week was a tough one. Bald One ambushed me twice. I thought we were going for a ride to see friends or family but no-oh! The first trip ended at the Vet! I hate the vet- she is so mean. And they were poking me in the butt. What sadistic person would choose to do that? The second trip ended up at the groomer- what am I, royalty? Oh yeah, I am the queen! So now I am almost bald. Like Bald One, only much better looking!

Then the rat bastard left me in the cage all weekend while he went to work. Or so he claimed- I could smell the booze on him. He may be a jerk, but he always bring home the ice cream. This one is the best from Publix- try it and you won't be disappointed! They should pay me for the advertising.

An old friend is now a guest

Rosie is staying with us this week.  I took one look at her and announced that she could not stay unless she got a haircut.  Bald One just returned with her- she looks good!  Ears are a little short though.  Don't mention that to her; she is a bit sensitive.

Well, it seems that I have a new follower.  Be careful Kim Jong Il- you know not whom you are messing with. I will destroy you, Mad Dog of East Asia.