Monsters of Florida

So Bald One took me to Florida last week. For the most part I was trapped inside Nanny and Poppys' house but I did get out for a few walks. Florida is full of all kinds of vicious monsters. I had Bald One take his camera for pictures of these beasts.

So this one is called the "Solvita Gator." It was on the edge of the pond and Bald One walked up to pet it- yes, he is that stupid. I had to intervervene and chase it into the water with a lot of barking and growling. This is the picture we got afterward:

We also encountered the "Solvita Sandcrane." These vicious beasts tried to team up against me but my ninja skills prevailed and I sent them to flight. Sure, they look innocent:

This one is called the "Solvita Egrit." I was sneaking up on it almost captured it when Bald One tripped over his feet and blew my cover. It called me all kinds of names before flying away:

I don't know what these last creatures are but we saw them too:

Carsick

Got back from Florida last night! Finally! It was the longest drive of my long life. In doggy time I was trapped in that car for 84 hours! That idiot Bald One cannot drive.

First, there was heavy rain and Bald One kept slowing down. Then he and my cousin, Michael, could not decide where to eat so they kept driving around looking for a place. When they finally stopped somewhere, at Steak n Shake, they were inside for 7 doggy hours! Then we hit some construction in South Georgia that set us back another 7 doggy hours.

After getting some gas, Bald One forced me to eat a greenie. I did not want it! So I puked it up all over the car- on the seat, the console, and I think I got Michael. Bald One pulled over fast and those two flew out of the car. Then they had to clean. Teach them to mess with me- a queen does what she wants.

Just outside of Atlanta we got stuck in traffic again! Bald One ended up taking us all around Atlanta to avoid that. Then after dropping off Michael, Bald One stopped at Publix for groceries, leaving me in the car. I hate that guy. So I have been shunning him since.

Hey, USA women play Japan for the World Cup this afternoon- let's go Marianas Turkey Shoot on them!