I am Lazy Old Fart but you can call me Luke. My number one goal is to please you. My hobbies include playing fetch, howling up the neighborhood, and sunset walks on the beach. You are a gentle lady and don't want kids- I've been snipped anyway. You are looking for the man who will treat you the way you've always deserved. I will roll the last meatball to you, just like the Tramp. You don't mind a guy who eats poop; that is not negotiable.
If interested, leave a note in the comments section... romance is just around the corner.
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