I just pooped in the house. Bald One is pissed but he is cleaning it up, like the good Help he is. I thought about telling him I needed to go but he was in the next room. I am a busy person.
And why shouldn't a Queen poop where she pleases? Let's look back into history at other Queens:
Mary I of England (Bloody Mary)- upon her coronation she announced "I will poop on all Protestants."
Catherine II (the Great) of Russia- "Expand our orders to the south so that I may poop in the Black Sea."
and let's not forget Marie Antoinette of France (originally from Austria), she is famous for one quote but it is incomplete; I will finish it for you- "Let them eat cake and clean up my poop!" Just to set the record strait.
I will probably be spending some jail time with limited email access. I hope they have cable.
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