Djokovic supreme!

Have you been keeping up with Wimbledon? Bald One thinks he is a tennis player so we have been watching it on and off. Yesterday we watched Kvitova beat Shirapova. Bald One and I looked at each other- who is Kvitova? Grand Slam champion apparently. Then we watched the Bryan Brothers- what a pair! I think they are telepathically linked.

This morning I had to drag Bald One out of bed for Breakfast at Wimbledon. Breakfast of course was the garbage Bald One feeds me while he had yogurt and a banana. Great match! Nadal hit some really hard backhands. But we were really hoping the Joker would defeat the Picker.

Bald One said something about a bath after the match- oh crap!

Six Loads!

Busy day today- I finally got Bald One to give me a bath. I feel and smell much better now. That Bald One is getting lazy- it's a good thing I am still here to boss him around now. Afterward, I made him shave and take a shower. I think it has been about a week now since he last bathed.

Can't clean up without doing laundry. Bald One has really gotten lazy- three weeks of clothes! I had to go with him to the laundry facility to supervise his activities. Six loads! Luckily no one else was there, we took over most of the machines. With a little nudging from me, he got all the clothes folded and even put away when we got home. You know, I only saw a few pairs of underwear in there- this guy is disgusting.

Tennis update- Bald One won another round of playoffs (the first-128- was on Friday)- he is now off to the round of 32. He may not be smart, but he is brutish on the courts.

Dinner tonight- I had a sausages and the dried crap Bald One feeds me. He had burned pot stickers and steamed vegetables. I really would've liked a bite.

Six loads!