Yesterday we had two good ambushes. Bald One got me first- he is one Tricky Dick Jerk- I hate him! He lured me upstairs and then trapped me in the bathroom. No amount of growling or running in circles could save me. He gave me a bath and I hated it! The water on my blonde hair, soaking me like a drowned rat. On the upside, I do smell better now.
Looking to strike back, I decided that Long Hair would feel my wrath. Did I ever tell you that she is afraid of puppets? I could not reach that high so I manipulated Bald One (he is my puppet) to place the marionette

in Long Hair's closet. She spazzed out and went screaming through the house, accusing everyone, especially Bald One. It is kind of creepy looking, don't you agree?
So how about you? Has anyone ever ambushed you? Or do you like to ambush people? What is your favorite ambush?
Aspen you are so clever!
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY!!!!! THIS IS LONG HAIR..YOU'RE SO DEAD.
ReplyDeletei once ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!!! It was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the comments! Notice that I have not been killed by Long Hair.
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