I was digging through my old puppy pictures and look what I found! This is abuse on so many levels. Bald One must have come up with this brilliant idea- I hate him.1) They are keeping me in a plastic container! Since when was it appropriate to keep people in a storage bin? Are they getting ready to put me in the closet, to be pulled out next spring when the weather changes?
2) They have got me on the stove! What are they planning to do- cook me? Hot dog for sure! Bald One keeps talking about how his favorite food is a hot dog- I never realized he was a cannibal.
3) I am very high off the floor! Say I use my superior leaping skills, jump the edge of the container, and then plunge hundreds of feet to the floor, breaking one of my beautiful paws? Do these fools even have me covered on their insurance?
How about you, how have you been abused by the Help?
Hey, who is that in the background? It looks like Short Hair. Why doesn't she do anything?
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