Nasty A$$ Cat

So a cat decided to move in by the tennis courts. I hate cats! That's one place where Short Hair and I agree. Speaking of Short Hair, did I ever tell you that she is afraid of cats? Yesiree, Bob! I once saw her come shrieking into the house because she was outside and the neighbor's cat "looked at me!" What a whus. Me, I prefer to yell in my very shrill voice from the safety of the house. If the intruder cat gets too close I will quickly run upstairs and yell at it from there. I like the acoustics. Of course, that's when Bald One starts yelling at me! How dare he?! I hate him. He thinks watching the History Channel will make him get smarter. I didn't see much of Long Hair today. I forced her to go out and get a job. That way she can earn money to pay for new clothes for me to chew upon. Hey, is that a cat?!