Short hair has one nasty a$$. Tonight she was coughing and broke wind right in front of me. The bed rattled! Long Hair and Bald One (I hate him) were also witnesses if you don't believe me. I am okay with emissions but I hate when people get all high and mighty before they stink up the place. I guess she was worn out after I took her for a walk around the neighborhood.
Long Hair has a birthday coming up. Little does she know that I have a special present for her. When she least expects it I will deposit it in her room. I'll show her who is Alpha!
Hey, is anybody reading this?
Aspen - this is short hair....... Be forewarned that I am reading this. Remember who feeds you. What is the old saying - don't bite the hand that feeds you?????
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