Khobar on the "Arabian" Gulf

01 May 2010

The World is my Toilet

A lot of my fans have been complaining that I haven't been posting this week. Up yours! I have been very busy. My most difficult challenge this week has been strategically timing my poops. Twice I was able to ambush Long Hair! She was mad and yelled at me so I bit her. Then I made her clean my mess. It is good to have the Help do all the work for you. Speaking of Long Hair, I sent her out to take a test this morning. So she can go to college. She'd better do well and get into a good school or I will punish her again.

Some guy showed up for the weekend, we'll call him Stranger. I've smelled him before. Everybody seems to love him, like he is Raymond or something. All I know is he should bow before the Queen; I rule this place!

I hate Bald One!

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