Welcome to the greatest blog ever! A fan said so. All bow down before me and worship my cult of personality. Everyone should hang a portrait of me on their wall!
Stranger left today. I didn't get a chance to leave a suprise in his room. The Help says he will be back next week so I have plenty of time.
Did I ever tell you how much I like chocolate? Everyone says that it is bad for dogs but not me. No siree Bob- I love it! Ont time, Bald One left a giant chocolate bunny on his night stand. He was very excited about it- he got the two-pound rabbit at Walmart for 75 cents and was very proud of his find. Actually, it was my find! When he was out at what he calls his "job" I used my ninja skills to deftly snatch it! He had been nibbling on the ear, I ate the whole head and more! Then I crapped in the house. What a great day! Later, when Bald One discovered the truth, he got mad and whined and cried. What a loser... I hate him!
Short Hair finally figured out how to work her camera. She is so proud of herself- it can register a smile and won't take the picture until your lips curl. The camera is my friend; I am so photogenic. Of course she can't remember to take her purse with her when she goes to the store. Today she was almost arrested when she was pulled over without an ID.
I can't seem to find Stick-in-the-Butt. Maybe there is a storm coming!
Aspen, you rock!
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