spenders vs. savers

Today I learned something about the world- some dogs are spenders, others are savers. I ordered the Bald One to take me outside (Stick-in-the-Butt had to come of course) and as we wandering the back yard, Lazy Old Fart barked the alarm that something good was coming. I pulled Bald One to the front yard to discover that Brown was in the area! Let me tell you what Brown can do for me... give me more cookies! The Brown pulled up threw three cookies- one for each of us. I deftly snatched mine out of the air and held onto it. (Long Hair makes fun of me for carrying bones around. What does she know? She needs a massive bagbig enough for ten of me could sleep in just to carry her chapstick. )Stick-in-the-Butt could not find hers- I had to point it out to her. She's pretty stupid. Then she devoured it in less than ten seconds! Lazy Old Fart finished his off in about 30 seconds. Not me. I brought mine inside, found a nice safe place, and enjoyed it over an extended period of time. That is why I am the more superior dog.

I watched part of a movie this afternoon- Barbed Wire with Pamela Anderson. It was terrible and she cannot act. There should be a Constitutional Ammendment barring her from appearing in moveis. At least she is better looking than Bald One. I hate him!