Strut like a runway model!

Oh, this has been a busy week for me. I had some embarassing episodes but it ended with a pampering! And now Stranger is back.

Let's start with the embarassment... Long Hair and Short Hair were having a really boring conversation, I think it was about some little boy named Justin Bubblehead. Anywho, I tried to join in but they just shooshed me. I had to fart but this one had lumps! I sharted! So I headed over to jail, I knew what was coming. Short Hair locked me up while Long Hair proclaimed how excited she was that it didn't happen in her room.

But everything is okay now; I had a make-over and I look fabulous! Lady Gaga step aside! Stick-in-Butt got scared and pooped all over the place- what a whuss.

Bald One is all over himself. Apparently he created his own brew and is crowing about it and how it is ready to taste tonight. I hope it is skanky beer! I hate him!

Well, the weekend is finally here so I will have time to relax. It is hard work being the Queen!